Brown, stick around.

Today was the inauguration. My favorite things were this:


and this:

Calculus, you are so irrelevant.

When they showed the close-ups of Bush, it wasn't even trying to be insulting but I winced. I can't imagine being him. I don't believe he's really that stupid. How does he live with himself? A question for humanity. He looked like a sad apeman in a zoo. Apparently he spent one in three days of his presidency on vacation. He's been president for about half of my life. Glad that's over with. Also, Dick Cheney is Satan.

On the other hand, I can't imagine being Obama either. Talk about larger than life. It was a party in Washington. Aretha's hat was blingin'.