Snooki is forced to turn to spray-on tanner to maintain her classic Jersey orange hue and it's all Obama's fault: he put a 10% tax on tanning beds.
"McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning, because he's pale and he would probably want to be tan," she said.
McCain tweeted a response:
"u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!"
She answered:
"Haha Yes!!"
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The magnitude of my cringing can be measured only by seismographs. Erck.
ReplyDeleteI fear for 2012. The guidos are taking over.
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